No. 805, Things I Take For Granted: The Philly PhanaticThe Philly Phanatic. That motherfucker is always up to something. He is a giant bird, very very green, hails from the Galapagos, loves smashing other teams equipment, and once burned Tommy Lasorda in effigy.
What a fucking crazy asshole.
Whenever I'm at Phillies games, I see him running around, dancing on the dugout, driving drunk through the infield on a quad, just doing totally crazy shit. One time he had a whole bag full of free t-shirts and hats and stuff...he gave the entire thing to some hard body sitting in the front row.
Plus he does this really great thrusting dance.
I'm spoiled. I get to see this guy hamming it up with the fans and hurling insults at the opposing team all the fucking time.
If you were a baseball fan from Wichita or Seattle or Pismo Beach you would only ever see this guy on SportsCenter every once in a while, when he does something truly outlandish. Not me. I get him 24 fucking 7.
Me and the Philly Phanatic.
Going Places.
Fuck Yeah.
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The Phanatic is a bird!?
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