Monday, April 14, 2008

Getting to Know You

I'm sorry, today is probably the busiest day of the year at my office, unless tomorrow is somehow busier, so I don't really have much time to say anything of value.

Instead, I will leave you with a quick little story from the personal vault that I just remembered yesterday.

While in high school, perfect friend and I decided to start a Students Against Drunk Driving club. We needed a teacher to be a sponsor/administrator so we asked the health teacher, who was very young and extremely pretty.

She was hesitant at first, because perfect friend was in her class and very candid about his weekend exploits. Eventually she gave in, and agreed to be our advisor.

I was promptly suspended from school for drinking during a school trip, and she called us both assholes and never talked to us again.

The lesson, as always, is something about boozing beers.


Perfect Friend said...

Rob, I want to point out one small correction. While you were suspended from school, I went to her to attempt damage control. She needless to say called me a selfcentered jerk. I protested but my political capital was at an alltime low. Also remember when Dr. S told you're father you were violently drunk?

Richards said...

Hey Rob, Remember those sticky glow things? They were our downfall that night. Or the cheap vodka