I'm sorry, today is probably the busiest day of the year at my office, unless tomorrow is somehow busier, so I don't really have much time to say anything of value.
Instead, I will leave you with a quick little story from the personal vault that I just remembered yesterday.
While in high school, perfect friend and I decided to start a Students Against Drunk Driving club. We needed a teacher to be a sponsor/administrator so we asked the health teacher, who was very young and extremely pretty.
She was hesitant at first, because perfect friend was in her class and very candid about his weekend exploits. Eventually she gave in, and agreed to be our advisor.
I was promptly suspended from school for drinking during a school trip, and she called us both assholes and never talked to us again.
The lesson, as always, is something about boozing beers.